tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post2435417876483372623..comments2023-11-05T07:37:16.624+00:00Comments on The Drayton Bird Blog: Nouns into verbs ... good enough for ShakespeareDrayton Birdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06871107998046212949noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post-73991612017830422792008-11-06T08:10:00.000+00:002008-11-06T08:10:00.000+00:00He's one smart fucker!He's one smart fucker!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post-36296971619933829922008-11-04T20:06:00.000+00:002008-11-04T20:06:00.000+00:00Mr Anonymous is a clever Fuck.Mr Anonymous is a clever Fuck.Conradhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01465830469377655685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post-59590711279729047742008-11-04T19:10:00.000+00:002008-11-04T19:10:00.000+00:00Fucking hilariousFucking hilariousDrayton Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06871107998046212949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post-35643631623348115582008-11-04T19:06:00.000+00:002008-11-04T19:06:00.000+00:00I was completely mullahed when I read your blog a...I was completely mullahed when I read your blog and had to bollock my assistant for not making me eyeball it earlier ….<BR/><BR/>Fuck*, I thought, this Bird johnnie could have a point. <BR/><BR/>* One of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language which can describe pleasure, love and hate, can fall into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb; both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).<BR/><BR/>It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).It can also be used an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I’m late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is an easy fuck, she’s also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of the word ‘fuck’.<BR/><BR/>Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:<BR/><BR/> 1. Greetings “How the fuck are ya?”<BR/> 2. Fraud “I got fucked by the car dealer”<BR/> 3. Resignation “Oh, fuck it”<BR/> 4. Trouble “I guess I’m fucked now”<BR/> 5. Aggression “Fuck you”<BR/> 6. Disgust “Fuck me”<BR/> 7. Confusion “What the fuck?”<BR/> 8. Difficulty “I don’t understand this fucking business”<BR/> 9. Despair “Fucked again”<BR/> 10. Pleasure “I fucking couldn’t be happier”<BR/> 11. Displeasure “What the fuck is going on here?”<BR/> 12. Lost “Where the fuck are we?”<BR/> 13. Disbelief “Unfuckingbelievable”<BR/> 14. Retaliation “Up your fucking arse”<BR/> 15. Denial “I didn’t fucking do it”<BR/> 16. Perplexity “I know fuck all about it”<BR/> 17. Apathy “Who gives a fuck?”<BR/> 18. Greetings “How the fuck are you?”<BR/> 19. Panic “Let’s get the fuck out of here”<BR/> 20. Directions “Fuck off”<BR/> 21. Disbelief “How the fuck did you do that?”<BR/><BR/>It can be used in business “How did I end up with this fucking job?”<BR/>It can be maternal “Mother fucker”<BR/><BR/><BR/>It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:<BR/><BR/>“What the fuck was that?” Mayor of Hiroshima<BR/>“Where did all these fucking Indians come from?” General Custer<BR/>“That’s not a real fucking gun” John Lennon<BR/>“Let the fucking woman drive” Commander of Space Shuttle<BR/>“I need this parade like a fucking hole in the head” John F KennedyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com