tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post4142468301218139614..comments2023-11-05T07:37:16.624+00:00Comments on The Drayton Bird Blog: A little religious enthusiasm from my friend GeorgeDrayton Birdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06871107998046212949noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post-60071604714197312372011-09-14T14:07:10.354+01:002011-09-14T14:07:10.354+01:00Bloody excellentBloody excellentDraytonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post-60363389515631096422011-09-14T13:51:20.436+01:002011-09-14T13:51:20.436+01:00Two beggars are sitting side by side on a
street i...Two beggars are sitting side by side on a<br />street in Dublin. One has a cross in front of him, the other one the Star of<br />David.<br /><br />Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of<br />the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops and watches<br />throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the<br />beggar behind the Star of David.<br /><br />Finally the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says:<br />"My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People<br />aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front<br />of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In<br />fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."<br /><br />The beggar behind the Star of David turns to the beggar with the cross and<br />says: "Moishe, look who's here to teach the Levine Brothers about<br />marketing!"Matthewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post-60262344876909020962011-09-13T14:14:21.234+01:002011-09-13T14:14:21.234+01:00While you’re on the subject of the Catholic
Church...While you’re on the subject of the Catholic<br />Church, maybe you have the heard the one about a tragic accident involving a<br />school mini-bus from St Agnes Catholic school.<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />The girls arrive at the gates of heaven and<br />are met by St Peter. He takes the first girl gently by the shoulder and asks<br />her if she has committed any mortal sins since her last confession. <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />“Well father, I did just lightly touch a<br />boy’s penis, but he had his trousers on.”<br /><br /><br />“There, there my girl, dip your fingers<br />into the holy water and pass through the gate.”<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />When asked the same question the second<br />girl replies,<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />“Well yes father, I too gently touched the<br />same boy, only he had taken his zipper down you see.”<br /><br /><br />“There, there my girl, dip your fingers<br />into the holy water and pass through the gate.”<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />St Peter was just about to ask the same<br />question of the third girl when a big strapping blonde pushed to the front of<br />the queue.<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />“Just a minute young lady, what’s the<br />rush?”<br /><br /><br />“I want to gargle in that water before she<br />has to stick her ass in it!”<br /> Rupertnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2421913838337434.post-22374500686656126012011-09-13T09:50:39.739+01:002011-09-13T09:50:39.739+01:00Drayton - absolutely brilliant! And like all good ...Drayton - absolutely brilliant! And like all good jokes it has the ring of truth.peter hobdayhttp://www.subscriptionsstrategy.co.uknoreply@blogger.com