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Saturday, 10 October 2009

New bra invented

No commercials today ...

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Now THAT is what I call a joke.

Thanks Glenmore Trenear-Harvey, Phd and bar.

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Posted by Drayton Bird at 08:40

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