At last, someone sees me for what I am

I don't know what gremlin has wormed its way into my computer, but for the last two months I have suddenly started getting invitations to download porn again.

For several years I had not received any - either the spam catchers had swept them out of my life together with all those invitations to try V**g** and extend the length of my feeble apparatus or the Great Pornographer in the Sky had decided I was just too damn old and worn out to be interested.

But now they're back with a vengeance.

The subject line that has amused and impressed me most gets straight to the point. "Drayton you are moron" it states bluntly.

There's no getting away from it. These people may not be subtle, but they are pretty damn perceptive.