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Friday, 6 January 2012

This put me in a good mood for the year ahead


I had quite forgotten how hilarious Private Eye can be.

Ever since they started they’ve run poems by E. J. Thribb (17½) but the current one is the funniest I can recall.

In Memoriam Kim Jong-Il, North Korean Leader

So. Farewell
Then
Kim Jong-
Il

You were
Kim Jong-
Il

Then you were
Kim Jong-
Very-il

Now you are
Kim Jong-
Il
Dead

Now we just have to hope we'll see a few on the deaths of a few other evil bastards. Assad, Putin, Omar Al-Bashir, any religious maniac of any persuasion - and so on

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Posted by Drayton Bird at 09:30

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