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Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Here's a laugh for you

Being interviewed by M.P.s today, Sir "Fred" Goodwin - the man who fired so many decent hard-working people with glee but never felt he should take his own sorry useless grasping arse elsewhere - came out with this little gem.

"If bankers felt they were not paid enough, they would leave".

How bad could that be? A troupe of performing tadpoles could have left us in less shit. He got paid £1.46m for his sterling performance last year.

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