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Sunday, 6 December 2009

"Here is the nine o clock news"

That was what they used to say on the dear old BBC before the corporate buffoons ruined it.

But I just put it up because 9 tonight marks the deadline for all who yearn to be Guinea Pigs in the Commonsense Marketing thingamybob - www.draytonbirdlearning.com.

We need two diamond geezers and one gold to have a full complement. Then I can start improving it.

The word "newsreaders" reminds me that we used to use one for the Readers' Digest TV ads. He was so old that each year we worried lest he might pop off while we were filming. But what credibility!

A wonderful example of public idiocy. Just because a man reads the news people think he can be trusted. Weird!

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